Yesterday I walked into a Brooklyn bakery, I won't name names, let's just call it "Cake Ambalamps" and here's what happened:
me: I'd like one red velvet cupcake
cupcake man: okay, one red velvet coming up
(cupcake man fiddles around with the cupcake case)
me: how much?
cupcake man: $2.50
(I dig in my bag and pull out a crumpled twenty and two quarters)
me: here you go
(cupcake man walks to register and fiddles around)
me: is everything okay?
cupcake man: Do you have anything smaller than a $20?